I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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