You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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