Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
We smell like vodka and hangover
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