8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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