absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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