The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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