you're like a bully in the Christmas story
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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