I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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