i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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