He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Randomize
