So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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