Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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