So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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