you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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