i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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