Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Come share oat with me in your robe
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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