I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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