My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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