scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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