I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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