yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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