actually, I'm a sock model
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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