just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
