I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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