talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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