If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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