The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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