i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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