New low: just hacked my moms facebook
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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