i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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