Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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