my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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