I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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