it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
The adults are the big ones right?
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