I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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