I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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