Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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