next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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