there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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