Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You've changed since you got that strap on
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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