I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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