I heard we made out
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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