So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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