I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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