a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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