Your face is a jimmy john
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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