I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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