I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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