Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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