Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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