Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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