Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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