He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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