I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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