You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
wow bdsm is so cute
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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